Leon Schuster's Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book
Leon Schuster
'Heng ou Jimmy,' said Mike, 'how'd you do that?' 'Aag it's easy,' said Jimmy. 'l had a silicon chip inserted in my ear and another in my tooth. Now l don't even need to lift a hand when l'm taking a call.' Suddenly, Mike grabbed his tummy, madeĀ ...